Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Is Julian Tavraez Really This Awesome?

On signing with the Washington Nationals from the Washington Post

Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

Wow. I bet he signs long term soon.


MMayes said...

Julian needs to look in the mirror, both literally and figuatively. He's no Olivia Taylor, even at 4:00 a.m.

steveisjewish said...

shes banging - no joke